I just broke down and turned the furnace on. This cannot be a good sign of things to come. They're forecasting snow for tomorrow - I'm not ready for this.

I wasted 96 minutes of my life today watching "Joy Ride". Perhaps snow is the punishment for not spending the hours with which I've been blessed more productively.

I've signed up to start back at the gym this week. I suppose I'll have to finish off all those Starbucks Mocha pops before tomorrow.

My porn name: Pepper Pleasantview. Appealing, no?

The Pope - He's "in a bad way". Is that the official medical synopsis?

Yesterday was the Indians' last game of the season - take it, Clarice....There's always tomorrow, for dreams to come true....