And the time has come for my weekly Alias retrospective:

Lauren, you and Vaughn have about as much chemistry as what I remember from my high school class 20 years ago...and that ain't much. Oh, and where's that lemon that you were sucking when Dixon told you that Syd was replacing you? Not an attractive look, m'lady. Lastly, who could have thought a bedroom scene could be so very dull? We.must.go.away...no, sweetie, you must go away....forever.

Marshall, beat your drums for me...the answer will always be YES, YES, YES !!!

Dixon, you found your balls. Glad to have you back in the mix.

Faux Francie - Girl Fight, Part Deux. Oh how you've grown into your more appropriate moniker...Francinator.

Weiss...I just want to squeezethosecheeks !!

Sloane, I bet you're wishing the Grinch was still your handler, huh?

Sark, meh...you've never really sparked my fancy, but I did enjoy watching you pretend that you ever had feelings for the Francinator.

SpyMommy, we didn't see you this episode, however, I'm now convinced with that "no-kill" order that you're leading The Covenant. Here's hoping that AIM behaves for you, since it's cheaper than Lena Olin.