Sunday, March 07, 2004

Alias
Lil’ Mitchell is about the cutest thing ever, no?? The Groundhog Day effect, not my favorite. I was THISCLOSE to calling the local station to complain that the feed was rewound to the beginning. It’s just a waste of 15 minutes of air time, in my opinion.

Dr. Thirtysomething, you don’t show up for a work meeting at a restaurant with cleavage down to your belly-button. Poor Patricia, getting old sucks, don’t it? We’re you showing off your new Ken-Olin-got-me-this-role boob job, perhaps?

Sloane – you are so not Sydney’s father, it’s almost not worth mentioning. Although, that green slime you were injecting last episode will probably prove otherwise. And here I thought that only Irish DNA came in green.

Vaughn, you took a few bullets to the chest, yet lived. And arose with enough strength to race through the storage section of the ship to sniff out the bomb and the Covenant operatives. Not very plausible, in my opinion. Almost as plausible as not being able to identify your wife’s eyes behind a mask...even if she did forget the anniversary of your father’s death.

Whoa, Lauren…those were some SMOKEY eyes on the freighter. Must we explain to the makeup department that we KNOW you’re in evil-mode when you’re with Sark? No need for charcoal eyeshadow.

"Take OFF the mask"…"If you LOVE her, put the gun down now". Best lines of this show…followed by the best punch of the season. “Go after him”…HIM??? Apparently Vaughn is attracted to those manly women.

"YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT"…I love Marshall.

I’m finding taunting Sark much more attractive these days. Any Lauren-bashing is good bashing. Sex or no sex, he loves to get her goat.

Victor, you’re always showing up at just the right time for our girl, Syd. Get the tiramisu, kids…I hear it’s wonderful at Micelli’s !!