Monday, May 10, 2004

ASS Sunday
Well, I managed get some return on my investment in the workpool ($50 on my $20 bet) with Rob's second place finish. Here are my thoughts on the Survivor Reunion...

1. Amber - one word...PRENUPTIAL
2. Rob - I liked you better scruffy, but you do buy a nice ring.
3. Lex - can you think of another body event that could draw even more attention to you? Somehow, a 40-something man with blue hair only translates to "desperate" for me
4. Big Tom - HUH??
5. Jenna L - you were robbed of a vehicle that was rightfully yours
6. Shi Ann - you had better name your first child Rob or Amber
7. Jerri - I knew you were in a foul mood when you gave Peachy the evil eye of death as he cut to commercial after announcing Amber the victor
8. Rupert - you better thank your wife for winning you the extra $1 million
9. Sue - you should have held out for more than a $5K budget from Extra, you barely look different. Now, crawl thyself over to The Swan and beg them for the rest of your procedures.
10. My vote (Pre-video review)....RUDY, RUDY, RUDY