Monday, July 05, 2004

The Eve of Happiness
I can't believe it's finally here. Tomorrow night brings to me exactly what I've awaited. Big Brother and The Amazing Race begin tomorrow at 8pm. I've taken vacation this week to enjoy the first week of live feeds on Big Brother. Okay - I'm doing other things around the house, but it was basically for the Big Brother feeds. I finally got around to perusing the CBS site to meet this season's hamsters...here are my thoughts.

Adria
“Being fit is twice the fun” C’mon, really?? However, she wins back a few points by listing her mom as her personal hero.

Diane
Thou shall be known as “SKUNK”…let’s hope the white highlights make it to the show. Biggest fear - “That there will be snotty girls in the house”...hmm, I’m guessing we may need to rename her KETTLE after the first night.

Drew
He likes Train and peanut butter cookies...and he’s from Ohio. I just may like this one.

Holly
She may be the first person ever to have overdosed on Crest WhiteStrips. CZJ alert - Anyone who cites Berlin, The Cure and The Bangles as their favorite bands is NOT twenty-something. Note to Hamsters: ALLERGIC TO RUM.

Jase
Ryan Seacrest – watch out. I don’t care for open mouth smiles, so I don’t like Jase already. Personal hero – “Brad Pitt” HUH??

Jennifer
First impression?...she’s merely a juvenile who thinks the world sucks yet isn’t willing to do anything to change it - and I'm sure she doesn’t shower often. I could be wrong, but I’m thinking she’s first out of the house.

Karen
I pray we never have to watch this woman eat Italian sausage.

Lori
Clearly this season’s Erika...she’ll provide good eye-candy for the guys.

Marvin
The man likes The Sopranos – need I say more??

Michael
YeeeHawwww!!! As an engaged dad, I give him 4.5 days before he’s sharing a bed with one of the female houseguests.

Mike
Ummm, Rush and Bush as personal heroes? Favorite drink – “Rum and Coke” – watch out, Holly !!

Scott
His beady eyes frighten me. Again, Favorite drink – “Rum and Diet” – Holly may not need to be voted out of the house.

Will
A gay man who wants to stir the pot - I’m pleased this season has brought back the true fun – gay males. Let’s hope he embodies everything we loved about Marcellas and Bunky.