Bumper Car Commute

So, I was driving down the highway among heavy traffic this morning on my daily 35 mile commute to the office. I was in the left lane, moving along with the rest of the vehicles at about 75 mph. A Chevy Beretta, was traveling two cars in front of me, and started creeping its way toward the concrete center divider....slowly, moved closer, then closer, then closer, until.....BOOM !! The car bounced off the divider and weaved back and forth in the lane while trying to straighten out. Amazingly, he regained control and continued down the highway as if absolutely nothing happened.

GOOD MORNING, Asshole. Consider the safety of the rest of us who have to endure the daily commute and down a second cup of coffee before hitting the road tomorrow morning, please.