Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Okay - so I've waited a few days before commenting on Alias. Actually, a few days before commenting on anything. My annual winter cold kicked into full gear this week, causing me to take the day off to recuperate. (Note: these are my personal comments and speculations only)

Alias
Theory 1: Sloane was injecting a perpetual life serum...just like Allison (FauxFrancie) took. I think she was the guinea pig in Sloane's little experiment. It would also explain his lack of hesitation to jump in front of the bullet meant for Jack. I think his agenda is cloning Emily and living FOREVER with the love of his life.

Theory 2: Sloane was injecting something (Syd's DNA from the Laboratory of Doom, perhaps) to alter his DNA and skew the paternity test results to show he's Syd's dad.

It's amazing that makeup artists believe that a load of black eyeliner will immediately notify the viewers that an actress is now playing the part of a "baddie". And Melissa, take a hint from Lena Olin...you don't always have to act so evil to relay the fact that your character is evil.

Weiss' suit was hysterical when he and Syd met up with Vivica A Fox.

Couldn't Marshall and Carrie's wedding have waited the 5 minutes it took to get Syd and Vaughn through the security system? I know she was in labor, but c'mon !!

Universal Church of Mammals - Heee

With Quentin Tarentino and Vivica A Fox making appearances...should we start a pool on how long it takes to get Uma Thurman to sign on for a guest spot?

Not only did all of her audio equipment still work fine after being zapped while entering the chateau - Syd didn't have a hair out of place after getting juiced.

JJ, you did NOT go there, did you?? SOULMATE??? just ewww

Jack is using Barnett to spy on Sloane. Sloane knows it and is using Barnett to feed misinformation to Jack. When will these two just learn to share the toys in the sandbox?

CIA agents don't eat Pasta and Pasta Healthy Choice dinners, enough said.

Patricia Wettig (Barnett) really needs to bribe the cameramen...they must either pull back or add filters.