Elton John has left the building
What in the Sam-Hell was that debacle last night? The producers should step up the season and boot all six of the non-performers. While she's unquestionably my anti-favorite, predominantly due to her screaming at me each week, there's no way Jennifer Hudson deserves a bottom spot this week. Only George, Latoya and Jennifer deserve to continue as a fidolist. Diana was adequate...but the fashion choice she made last night should be her ticket out of Hollywood. My fear, you ask?...the teens will panic about their favorites getting the boot, and the vote counts will be high for the miserable six. Elton had better make the show tonight and execute each of them as Ryan reads the results...just to save face.

Simon quote of the night: "Somewhere in Las Vegas, Elton John has just thrown his TV out of the window."