American Fiasco
John Stevens - even you knew that you should have gone home. This poor boy simply wants to return to his high school where he's the best talent of his peers. Save him, Grandpa and Grandma....he doesn't have the thick skin necessary for this competition.

JPL - you know I've wanted to like you - I've found you interesting up until now. Now put down the mic and voluntarily remove yourself from the stage.

Fantasia - Macy Gray has been there and done it. You're not a bad singer but I've grown tired of the same style week after week. It makes me think I'd never be able to stomach an entire CD from you - the last time that happened was Macy Gray, ironically. Oh, and the denim frayed mini-skirt and baby lamb that you wrapped around your neck on Tuesday and the tye-dye leggings you wore yesterday are not helping matters.

A pinch of advice, Jennifer....don't go off on America when you've been voted to the bottom three, it won't help you in future weeks. Calm down and control your volume - you may last a few more weeks.

Camile - do you have a pulse??

Latoya in the bottom three....enough to make me think that I should abandon this season.

George - love you...keep smiling

Jasmine - nice come back this week...don't "Breathe" again and you'll do well.

Diana - I love your spunk and your voice....but cut the apple pie and baseball sweetness. Show some grit - not smut, but grit....let your hair down - literally !! You're no longer competing for Miss Teen USA.

Amy - I shall greatly miss you...now off with you to sign a big money Nashville contract....I'll be the first in line to buy the release !!