Neighborly Love...not
Hi, my name is Cops. I'm on vacation. I took vacation this week with the sole intent to hole up in my home and recap BB5 live feeds. A bit ago, I strolled outside to collect my mail. My neighbor's daughter (unemployed loser who went to high school with me and has now moved back in with her dad because she burned down her own condo) was sitting on the patio smoking her 100th cigarette of the day. I truly try to avoid this woman at all costs (just forgot to look out the window before exiting my door) as she's constantly criticizing me about my garden, my A/C, my patio furniture, my cats, etc.

"Do you realize that it's cooler outside than in your house? You have your fucking A/C on when it's 70 degrees outside !!!!!" was her greeting for me.

"Hmmm, I've just been too busy today to even notice the weather, but thanks again for telling me how to live my life. I truly value your direction. Have a nice night...." was my response as I walked back into my condo.

Beeyotch...*ponders paying off the construction crew working on her condo to beat that October deadline*