Don't get me wrong....

I love LOST and all its sub-stories. However, this one pissed me off a tad this week. Why do the writers take the easy way out by targeting the fat guy when they suspect someone stole the food? So, I thought of some other questions which I'd be asking my fellow castaways after two weeks...JJ (Abrams), feel free to address these:

1. Why have the men's faces barely moved beyond a 5 o'clock shadow?
2. Who's feeding the dog, and what is it eating?
3. Why does Kate's hair have that lovely tousled-look without washing or hair products?
4. Why hasn't anyone applied sunscreen, yet there's not one case of sunburn to be found?
5. Who packs bottle rockets in their luggage??

Do I have any takers on the answers to these???