My New Boyfriend

I'd like to introduce you all to my new boyfriend. Sure, you've probably seen him around your town, but we're now involved in a committed relationship. You see, we've been dating nearly daily for the last two weeks. So far, he's helped me replace my vanity/sink in the upstairs bathroom, install celing fans in the upstairs bedrooms, switch out my kitchen faucet, and he's going to get me a new dishwasher for Christmas.

The sex isn't that good, but you can't ask for everything...