It's not a party until...
- You're wearing New Year's bling.
- You've belted out both the Styx Greatest Hits and Best of Boston CDs with your friends.
- You've consoled the chick who cries at every party because she believes having her child when she was 15 years old has ruined her life. (Can you say, Joe LIES????)
- You've told your best friend exactly how much she means to you.
- You've explained to a guy how HE didn't turn a mutual friend into a lesbian...that she's been that way since birth.
- You've lost your last dollar while playing Left-Right-Center...and offered to flash someone for one of theirs.
- Every woman at the party has expressed their earring envy toward you.
- You've been rooked into helping plan your 20-year high school reunion.
- You've beautifully played demure as THE guy you've adored from afar since 1981 makes his way across the room and introduces himself to you.
- You've witnessed a proposal, and a "YES", at midnight.
- You've been surprised by a stranger (yeah, THE guy) with a kiss, a twirl, and a dip to celebrate the 2005 ball drop.
- You've had that seriously overdue discussion with the guy you've been casually shagging over the past few years.
- You're the only woman at the table for Texas-Hold 'Em....and you take the $140 tournament. Better yet, that it's won with pocket aces toward four-of-a-kind after you've bluffed the entire night.
And, last but NOT least, you've secured a date for your high school reunion...and it's THE guy.
Happy New Year !!!
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