Top 10 Reasons I enjoyed the Super Bowl

10. Brad Pitt snubbed Hollywood by plugging Heineken...and not in Japan.
9. Romeo Crennel accepted the Cleveland Brown's head coach job seconds after the clock ran out.
8. "Don't judge too quickly" - the red sauce/cat/knife commercial made me laugh out loud.
7. Alicia Keys successfully accompanied Ray Charles during "America the Beautiful".
6. Careerbuilder.com shined the spotlight on my chimpanzee coworkers.
5. Paul McCartney sang to me....and a few million others. I suppose "Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona for some California grass" slipped by the censors.
4. The trailer for Constantine was equally as hysterical as it was the other night at the theater.
3. The combined choruses of our Armed Forces was an inspired choice to sing the National Anthem.
2. Loni Anderson reemerged in a bear costume to finally get her public kick at Burt Reynolds' balls.
1. Verizon revealed who wins the "inches" contest between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Let's hope Bob has more girth.