Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Color Commentary

Bottle of White, Bottle of Red
Billy Joel has entered rehab...again. Was it the handful of auto accidents that told him he needed help? No...apparently, his belly aches spoke more loudly to him.

It's Black or White
Oh, that silly media...what's with the neverending coverage of the "Atlanta Courthouse Shooter" who killed 4 people while little attention is being paid to the "Crazy Church Goer" who killed 7 people, and shot another 3, and terrorized the rest of the congregation? In fact, the news of the Minnesota gunman was just a blurbed breakaway on Saturday during the constant coverage after the capture of the Courthouse killer.

A Red Herring, no doubt
CAUTION: Potential TAR7 spoiler....We've heard this story before...and as I recall, the actual outcome of the reality show didn't correlate to the increase in betting.

White-Collar crime just don't pay
Today's news has more than a few CEO's shaking in their Bruno Magli's.

Greenlight - Part Tres
HBO couldn't stomach a third season. Is America ready for another project???

Well, isn't that peachy?
The FCC didn't find Nicolette Sheridan's "peaches and cream" skin as offensive as some viewers.

It's Raining Red
The One Tree Hill gang has some sick habits...isn't such an act the first sign of serial killer tendencies???