"It's the big one, Elizabeth"

Yeah, so I was out at the bar until after 1am this morning, but I was up with the birds this morning enjoying my coffee when suddenly it felt like a car hit my condo. Apparently, it wasn't just a hangover hallucination....it was ANOTHER seismic adventure. I clocked it at 7:25am, but then again my computer's clock isn't synchronized with the official seismograph. I'm telling you, worry not about California falling off the US, fear the demise of the North Coast.