Might as well JUMP, Go ahead JUMP

In case it's not clear to you (as it was quite a SHOCK to me), let me introduce Eddie Van Halen. Mr. Van Halen has clearly risen to the top of the pack, surpassing Steven Tyler and Shaun Cassidy, in the "Holy Hell, I used to adore them" category. The Associated Press caught him (or an unidentified homeless man) entering the Elton John party post-Oscars - and presents us with photo evidence that Valerie got out just in time.