Just a quick note on skating before I run out to watch the Titans game with friends...

Congrats, Johnny Weir- you skated superbly and truly deserved to win the national championship. Next time, could you please dry your hair before you step on the ice. That was wet hair, right...not just over-gelled hair?

Michael Weiss - you're done...you've been done...I hate to watch you attempt to perform...I hate your beard named Lisa...I blew at my screen during each of your jumps, hoping to blow you down. Take that horrible pompadour and your skates, and for all of our sanity, retire them both.

Ryan Bradley - damn, boy. I saw you when the championship was in Cleveland (2000?) when you were just a skinny 16-year-old. I muttered under my breath "that boy is going to be a looker when he grows up". I wasn't wrong....you can eat crackers in my bed anytime, even if I'm old enough to be your mom (Coo-coo-ca-choo). The devil definitely went down to Georgia, now can he make a stop in Cleveland on his way home?

Matt Savioe - Congrats on your bronze medal. You always deliver a strong performance while maintaining honors within your education. Concentrate on either - and you'll go far in life.

Ryan Jahnke - WORST COSTUME EVER....next to Alexi Urmanov's white ruffled collar from year's ago, your costume ranked second in my costumes-gone-wrong poll. Blue never ombres into brown paisley....never. Don't even make me point out the layering multi-color sleeves. You've got uber-style on the ice...put more effort into the costume next year.

Timothy Goebel - you never should have left Cleveland or Carol Heiss Jenkins. Get your stuff together, or you'll be just a blip on the radar by the 2006 Olympics.