Catching Up

Yeah, yeah - I know - it's been a while since my last confession. Life happens, people get sick, doctors scratch their heads, and I wobble about the earth.

Please keep this woman in your thoughts. I never met her, but since she's the cousin of my cousins, I'll keep positive thoughts for them. Her family members don't hold out much hope for a miraculous outcome, but the power of prayer has worked wonders in the past.

I don't know if you got the same feeling, but something screams publicity stunt when I heard this story. Perhaps her family would have found her earlier if they'd not posted her professional head shots for the public to identify her. I wonder if she'll play herself in the sure-to-be-made Movie of the Week...

She is evil on so many levels...just remember, Karma Electra can be a bitch.

Something tells me that Rosie O'Donnell is resting safely in her Miami home, chuckling to herself. Diddy, google Karma Electra and meet Mother Nature's fireworks.

I'd always dreamed of having fireworks at my yeah-it's-never-going-to-happen-wedding. But this is a much better idea. Talk about going out with a bang...

Ahhh, the beauty of freedom of speech. What'cha think about plummeting donations, Pat?

I can't explain why - but this case still completely intrigues me.

Poor Bo, he wanted out of that cheesy tour so much that he got his innards all in a twist. Can you blame him?

Hey, I lived in FL for three years - this was a weekly event at my condo complex.

BB6 Team Kaysar Fans: If your money is so hot it's burning a hole in your pocket - let me remind you that I've been disabled from work for nearly 30 days...