Cleveland Idol
The next MF-ing American Idol had BETTER come from these Cleveland auditions. They kicked off this morning, with 3,000 extra vehicles driving into downtown with me at 6:30am. Add to that a construction project that slims down four lanes into two...and you've got yourself a 2.5 hour commute...at 6:00 AM !!!!! Had I actually left my house at 8:00...I would have arrived at the office within my normal 40 timeframe. The best part? The auditions don't start until tomorrow morning, so I'll have to do it all over again in the morning.

My solace is that a handful of "William Hung wannabes" went down with heat stroke. They were also stuck paying $3.50/bottle for Aquafina . Top that, Hollywood !!!

They're housing the flock of songbirds in Brown's Stadium. If the contestant that sat in one of my season ticket seats, for which I paid a large PSL fee, I want a cut from their first CD.