Quick Hits

Hey Chris Cagle, no one knew about you or your bastard baby until you were stupid enough to post the story on your website. You'll be paying for years of therapy for that child.

Take my advise, Lindsay, and call a limousine when you need to go somewhere.

Sure, Vartan filmed a spot on Kitchen Confidential, but will the show be around long enough for his appearance to actually air??

Kanye West and Mike Myers: Part II....now THAT was funny.

Something tells me it's going to be really tough to rebuild NOLA once you've released those 3,000 "non-essential" employees...who's going to do the planning for the rebuilding?...wait, planning?...well, maybe it's just better to start anew.

There once was a man from Nantucket...we'll miss you, Nipsy.

Geez, Nick - grow up and let go of the comic books.

Last night's Law & Order: SVU qualified as one of the most intense hours of drama I've seen on network TV....and why didn't Mariska win the Emmy???

I could list out my personal opinion on The Amazing Race: SUV...but Entertainment Weekly pretty much covers it for me.